Day three of work; I got told I have to work at Saturday from 12 to 6 
I made some friends I said something very very awkward so help
I realised that I’m really really fucking awkward

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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thatonerandomchickacrosstheroom:

punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

This is my favorite post ever

mostimportantmealofthegay:

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

He doesn’t even want to hear his own music

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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albvspotter:

when you realize that you’re actually draco malfoy

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

youcanstayinmyheart:

passion:

is that sudowoodo

I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY

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